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WOOF OF THE WEEK 05

STUART BROAD

I don’t know if you know this about me, but i bloody LOVE cricket. Spin bowling is in my top 5 skills. A cricketing husband would be ideal, and this blonde babe would do just fine. Stuart Broad is not only adorabonk but he is an amazing player, and boy do i miss the smell of a good grass stain on whites… My Dad often tells me that I “have no chance, he dates models” but can these models give him a run for his money down the nets I ASK YOU?

WOOF OF THE WEEK 03

KAYVAN NOVACK

I’m going to keep this simple, he’s a serious woof. He spends a lot of his time wearing masks and dressed like a lunatic…(i am obviously drawn to this) and he does a really gorgeous Sheffield accent in new ‘Sirens’ that aired this week on channel 4. A topical Woof then, you might say.

WOOF OF THE WEEK 02

The future Mrs Taylor

TOM HARDY

Another classic for WOTW02, this man is my ultimate, ULTIMATE woof.

Everything about him, the lips, the eyes, the shitty tattoos, I’d even have a go on that Bronson tash…

I know you’re married T, but i have the biggest boner for you. If you ever fancy a chubby northern girlfriend i’m your gal!

WWW.SELDOMDIFFER.CO.UK

Incase you missed this, here is me and my comedy ‘group’ spoofing Come Dine With Me!

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NEW WEBSHITE!

HIYA!
Isn’t this mildly (not)exciting?
SO we finally have a website, here you can find out when gigs are, what we are up to and we’ll sell you our wares so we can make money to buy booze and impress girls with.
Also, we shall blog!
I’m excited to have yet another place to talk about boys, my hair and the telly…
SO, do keep up, don’t say anything nasty to us and do comment away and we’ll always get back to you (probably won’t)
R x

P.s Mum, i’m not sure you should read this…

P.P.S My twitter for even more bollocks from me is @SLOWCLUBREBECCA

PPPS MUM you probably shouldn’t read that either…

Shirley